The birthers kept looking and looking. They kept digging deeper and deeper. It was only a matter of time before they found something, something that was hidden away from the world.
When the news finally broke, government officials were quaking in their boots. This is something that could shake up the entire world. Everybody was holding their breath, watching and waiting to see what the ramifications of this news would be.
Yep, I finally have to admit it. The birthers caught me. McSpocky was born in Kenya in 1900. (Funny, I don't feel that old!)
I never knew my dad was only 13 when I was born! My mom, 15, robbed the cradle.
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