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The male orb-web spider has a dangerous natural imperative. He—the little one on the left—has to have sex with the behemoth on the right. And she wants to eat him. What's a guy to do? Use his detachable penis to keep her satisfied while he scurries off, of course.
Detachable Spider Penises Allow for Sneaky Escapes from Cannibalistic Mates
Seeded on Wed Feb 8, 2012 11:39 PM EST
Article Source: Gizmodo
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"In our experiments, it took about 20 minutes to transfer about 85 percent of [the] sperm." That's an impossibly long time to be riding something five times your size with a hankering for your flesh—like riding a zombie bull for a half hour.
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#1 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 11:40 PM ESTThat's an impossibly long time to be riding something five times your size with a hankering for your flesh—like riding a zombie bull for a half hour.
Sounds like Obama riding the corporate super majority made up of repubs and whatevercrats in our congress of sh+t.
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As long as it's rechargeable I say Itsy Bitsy who? LOL! Just kidding! Nice trick Spider-man!
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#2 - Wed Feb 8, 2012 11:46 PM EST
GA Girl-718836 It is heading in that general direction, safety seems to be inherently missing, and in to-days society even more so then ever before. :-)
Just for emphasis see Hematospermia Hemospermia and the CDC about Cancers and STD.
Life is a Battle for survival. some seem to forget.
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